Kat and Ellie are home from another trip for Ellie's chemotherapy. Ellie just wants to sleep, but Latte is alarmed by Kat's weird behavior.
L: Latte [tortie/tabby lady cat aka "Kitten"]
MK: Momma Kat [Latte and Ellie's human Momma, named Kat]
L: Ellie!! Ellie!!!!
EM: {snoring}
L: ELLIE!!!!
EM: {still snoring}
L: RED DOT!!!
EM: Huh?!
L: Good! You're awake!
EM: I'm tired! I had a long day!
L: Why didn't you sleep on the way home from your appointment?
EM: Because I was too busy telling Momma all about my day!
L: For three hours?
EM: It was a LONG day!
L: You were there for 8 hours ... and it took you 3 hours to recount everything that happened?
EM: Don't be ridiculous! I only got to tell her about 2 hours of the day!
L: How can it take you 3 hours to tell her what happened in 2 hours?
EM: It was busy!
L: Wait. Momma said they told her that you slept for most of your appointment.
EM: I did! I was really tired after our drive in because I spent the whole drive telling Momma what I thought about leaving so early in the cold!
L: I kind of feel sorry for Momma.
EM: Why?
L: Wait. So if you slept for most of your appointment, why would you have so much to tell her about your day?
EM: Did you wake me up to ask stupid questions?
L: Oh, right. YOU. WOULD. NOT. BELIEVE. WHAT. I. SAW. MOMMA. DO.
EM: Tell you to let her sleep?
L: NO!
EM: Tell you to shut up?
L: NO! I hadn't seen Momma for 5 minutes, so I thought something might be wrong. I heard the water running in the bathroom, so I investigated. She was STANDING UNDER A STREAM OF WATER and not running away.
EM: You woke me up for that?
L: Why would she just STAND THERE if she was getting wet?
EM: How would I know?
L: It looked like she was grooming herself with her paws like we do. But no tongue! It was freaky!
EM: Okay. I'm going back to sleep.
L: Should I try to save her? Do you think she's a ... water zombie?
EM: {snoring}
EM: {snoring}
L: This is ridiculous! This is an emergency!
MK: {walking in the room} What's going on?
L: AHHHHH!
MK: What's wrong?
L: Momma?!
MK: Who else would I be?
L: You didn't answer the question!
MK: {sigh} Yes. I'm your Momma.
L: Do you still have a brain?
MK: Umm ... why wouldn't I?
L: You didn't answer the question!
MK: Yes. I have a brain. Why would you ask that?
L: You were standing under the water! I thought you might be a water zombie!
MK: A water zombie?
L: And I came here to tell Ellie about it, but she fell back asleep!
MK: Would you prefer she wake up and start telling you about her day?
L: You have a good point ... thus, you must have a brain ... so I guess you really aren't a water zombie.
MK: Thanks?
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Phew, that is a relief to hear, but maybe you should be more worried about your staff being so worn out they get water erosion and disappear down the plug hole! But three hours to recount a two hour period sounds like, um, stretching things just a tad. Maybe you all should write a book and learn to do a synopsis?
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ERin
Latte, I am especially glad to hear from you today! And Ellie, just go on snoozing. Ask your mom when the chemo will end for you?
ReplyDeleteEllie Mae rest is good for you after the long trip and the treatment....sending warm hugs and purrs to you and your Mom. Latte it is nice of you to check on Ellie Mae..
ReplyDeleteHugs cecilia
Ellie Mae ~ hope the treatments work ~Latte ~ be gentle with her ~ hugs to you both and Mom ~ ^_^
ReplyDeleteWishing you good health, laughter and love in your days
clm ~ A ShutterBug Explores,
aka (A Creative Harbor)
We don't understand that water thing either.
ReplyDeleteEllie's really in bad shape, isn't she. Be a water zombie when you need to be. Love her as long as you can until you have to let her go. Sending hugs for you, pets for Ellie and Latte.
ReplyDeletelatte…peepulz seem ta all wayz due zombie kinda stuffz…itz scaree livin with em
ReplyDeleteat timez…noe doubt…and ellie, hope yur doin soooper grate total lee N de vizshuz eeeeeeeevil C goez. a way…like for everz which iz close two a trillion bazillion hourz 💙💚🐟‼️😺
Well that is a relief that your Momma is not a water zombie. I hope you are doing well with the chemo, Ellie.
ReplyDeleteLattte, you have the cutest, inquisitive face. We are happy your momma is neither a water zombie, nor did she melt standing under that stream of water. We are sending lots of purrs and prayers to all of you, especially to Ellie Mae. We are quite certain both she and your momma are tiring of these long trips and need you not to be a pest when they get home. Your friends, angels Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta & Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy, Sawyer, Kizmet, Audrey & Raleigh.
ReplyDeleteWe're glad you're back home and resting, Ellie Mae. And Latte, thank COD you're momma's not a water zombie!
ReplyDeleteOh, I wish you all the best. Hugs and prayers, my dears.
ReplyDeleteWater zombies? Wow they sound scary but I am glad your Mum isn't one anyways....
ReplyDeleteMarjorie and Toulouse
Sorry it is such a long day for you. Praying it is helping you Ellie. XO
ReplyDeleteAwww I think Ellie Mae has earned the right to talk for as long as she wants about her day.
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