Life in a house with cats isn't easy ... for the cats! And Ellie's ready to send her sisfur on an all-expenses-paid trip to Timbuktu. Read about the she-cat-igans from the past few weeks!
EM: Ellie Mae Kat [black, gorgeously floofy lady cat]
L: Latte [tortie/tabby girl kitten]
MK: Momma Kat [Latte and Ellie's human Momma, named Kat]
The tongue of love
EM: Stop licking me!
{Pause}
EM: STOP. LICKING. ME.
{Pause}
EM: MOMMA?!?!?
MK: Stop licking Ellie!
L: What? Why?
EM: BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE IT!
L: You taste bad.
EM: I do not!
L: Yes, you do!
EM: Shut up!
L: You taste bitter.
EM: SHUT UP!
L: Momma, can I lick you?
MK: NO!
L: Fine! I'll just keep my tongue of love to myself.
EM: THANK YOU!
MK: Aww ...
EM: Don't do it, Momma! You let her have one lick and the next thing you know, your fur is all over the place and you taste like fish!
L: You taste bad.
EM: I do not!
L: Yes, you do!
EM: Shut up!
L: You taste bitter.
EM: SHUT UP!
L: Momma, can I lick you?
MK: NO!
L: Fine! I'll just keep my tongue of love to myself.
EM: THANK YOU!
MK: Aww ...
EM: Don't do it, Momma! You let her have one lick and the next thing you know, your fur is all over the place and you taste like fish!
MK: When you put it that way ...
#boundaries #breathmint #tongueoflove #eww
Ellie poses
EM: Momma, take my picture!
MK: Okay.
EM: I'm beautiful, aren't I?
MK: Yes.
EM: My black fur shines, doesn't it?
{sigh}
EM: Do you think Woodrow will like this angle?
MK: Sure.
EM: My picture couldn't be any better!
L: I know how you can improve your picture!
EM: How? Look ... umm ... sexy? Look flirt ...
{Pause}
EM: What the hell ... MOMMA!
L: Put me in it!
L: Hi, Woodrow! Call me!
EM: Just keep your tongue of love away from my boyfriend!
{Pause}
EM: {under her breath) Sisfurs ruin everything.
#shesnotwrong #norespect
Legit ... Cat Mom Life
I dare you to tell Ellie Mae that cats are apathetic about their humans' existence and/or don't need us. That'd be news to her!
#mygirl #snuggles #cat
The enemy
I have met the #enemy. Thy name is #door. ~Latte Kat
Bossy Kitten says, Part 1
L: Hmm ... I wonder if Ellie's Squeeze-Ups are in here! I'll just take a quick look before Momma gets back!
{Pause}
L: MOOOOOOMMMMMM! Where are the Squeeze-Ups?!
L: MOOOOOOMMMMMM! Where are the Squeeze-Ups?!
MK: WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?
L: Crap.
EM: Maybe my sisfur isn't as smart as I thought she is.
#crap #cantwinforlosing #unfortunate
Bossy Kitten says, Part 2
L: Momma! Let's play a game! You try to make the bed and I bite your hand off!
{Pause}
L: Wait! Time out! My foot is dirty!
{Pause}
L: STOP! I SAAAAIIIID, it's TIME OUT!
{Bossy Kitten takes her sweet time cleaning her foot and then her leg ...}
L: Okay! I'm ready now!
{Pause}
L: I'M! READY! NOW!
{Momma re-starts making the bed ...}
{Ellie comes into the room to see what's going on and Bossy Kitten launches off the bed, lands on top of Ellie, and chases her out of the room}
{Momma hopes she won't get in trouble for continuing to make the bed without help}
{Bossy Kitten comes back and notices the bed is made ...}
L: MOMMA! How COULD you!? WHY DIDN'T YOU WAIT FOR ME?! I had kitten stuff to do!
#shark #bossy #kitten #games #ouch
Sugar dads
EM: Do I have a sugar dad?
{Momma spits out her drink}
MK: Excuse me?
EM: I have a daddy. But is he a sugar daddy?
MK: I ... umm ...
EM: Because one of my friends said something about sugar daddies.
MK: Latte!
EM: Hmph. I have more friends than just Latte!
L: {Yelling from the other side of the house} I said you don't want to get a cougar mad!
MK: I'm not even going to ask how that came up.
EM: Latte is teaching me lots of stuff. Just like Bear used to do!
MK: {sigh} Great.
EM: Did you know that Latte's taillight can light up like the lights on top of a police car? They flash around and around! She told me that next time they come on, I can do the "woo-woo" sound!
MK: Ellie, you can't believe everything you hear.
EM: But Bear was smart and Latte is too!
MK: Yes, but they might have motivations for telling you stuff that you aren't aware of.
EM: NO! Bear and Latte wouldn't LIE to me!
{Latte's heard laughing hysterically}
MK: Oh, you dear sweet girl.
L: Bless her heart!
MK: Ellie, how many times did Bear tell you he was dead?
EM: Well, he IS, isn't he?
MK: Yes. But he wasn't at the time he said that!
EM: Maybe he had ESPN! HA! The joke's on YOU!
MK: When Latte says she can't talk to you because she's too busy listening to Daddy and my conversations, and we're not home, how does that make sense?
EM: Maybe she has ESPN too!
#whatsthepoint
{Momma spits out her drink}
MK: Excuse me?
EM: I have a daddy. But is he a sugar daddy?
MK: I ... umm ...
EM: Because one of my friends said something about sugar daddies.
MK: Latte!
EM: Hmph. I have more friends than just Latte!
L: {Yelling from the other side of the house} I said you don't want to get a cougar mad!
MK: I'm not even going to ask how that came up.
EM: Latte is teaching me lots of stuff. Just like Bear used to do!
MK: {sigh} Great.
EM: Did you know that Latte's taillight can light up like the lights on top of a police car? They flash around and around! She told me that next time they come on, I can do the "woo-woo" sound!
MK: Ellie, you can't believe everything you hear.
EM: But Bear was smart and Latte is too!
MK: Yes, but they might have motivations for telling you stuff that you aren't aware of.
EM: NO! Bear and Latte wouldn't LIE to me!
{Latte's heard laughing hysterically}
MK: Oh, you dear sweet girl.
L: Bless her heart!
MK: Ellie, how many times did Bear tell you he was dead?
EM: Well, he IS, isn't he?
MK: Yes. But he wasn't at the time he said that!
EM: Maybe he had ESPN! HA! The joke's on YOU!
MK: When Latte says she can't talk to you because she's too busy listening to Daddy and my conversations, and we're not home, how does that make sense?
EM: Maybe she has ESPN too!
#whatsthepoint
Father's Day
#daddysgirl #24/7/365
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I enjoyed this so much! Really. My day is smilier because of you two, Elie and Latte. Still smiling and thinking about Ellie Mae too...Ellie, come on over and we'll have a play date and braid each other's furs. Wanna? Then, later, we can invite Latte.
ReplyDeleteSo we can pounce of her and teach her a lesson? Because I'd be down with that! ~Ellie Mae
Deleteps - I'd come over even if you didn't agree to ambush my sisfur
MOL!! That is quite the day of shecatigans! MOL!!!!!
ReplyDeletePurrs, Julie
Never a dull moment!
DeleteThere's a whole lotta licking going on!
ReplyDelete{sigh} Yes.
DeleteI'm glad to see that you two girls are finally getting along!
ReplyDeleteSaying we get along might be a little strong ... ~Ellie Mae
DeleteAwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww living and loving each day.
ReplyDeleteHugs Cecilia
MOST of the day anyway :)
DeleteAwesome post of you sweet kitties with wonderful photos and 'captions' ~ delightful and fun in your house ~ Xo
ReplyDeleteWishing you good health, laughter and love in your days,
A ShutterBug Explores,
aka (A Creative Harbor)
Thank you!
DeleteAMARULA: Latte stop licking your sister! God only know how many disease she's contaminated with! Only torties are disease free!
ReplyDeleteIs it true that Bear used to call Ellie Smellie? I read that on here on a different post. I agree with him! ~Latte
DeleteBwahahaha...always a fun read to see what's been going on with the kitties. I see Latte is channeling some of the impishness of Bear. Precious. 😻 Hope all is well around the cat condo.
ReplyDelete{sigh} Yes. She does have a few of those ... err ... interesting qualities.
Deletetastez like fish ! then itz all good 😺. hope everee onez doin
ReplyDeletesoooper grate, stayin chillax and happee N healthee and all that
jazz…pleez eggz cuze any N all typos…gotta type faster N fast,
internetz got limited time now …❤️
We are a bassterd bird-free house these days :)
Deleteany mouz bee uz tabbies bye de way 😺‼️
ReplyDeleteWe'd recognize you guys anywhere!
DeleteI love these! You gals are just the cutest :)
ReplyDeleteThank you ❤ They are pretty special!
DeleteLatte, you sound like my Joanie. She loves to lick my hubby and I every morning. :)
ReplyDeleteHumans are pretty bad at grooming themselves! I just want to help. ~ Latte
DeleteWe loved all of these, but the "Legit ... Cat Mom Life" is seriously the best. So sweet. We love Ellie Mae!
ReplyDeleteI agree, though I might be slightly biased. ~Kat
DeleteYou two are such fun! I like to lick my Mum's hair but I always wonder why she won't lick my fur. Humans!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha. I don't know if I'd want my Momma to lick me or not. I'd have to think about that. ~Latte
DeleteEllie Mae, we love that you remain sweet and naive. And Latte, you have such an innocent expression, we can understand why Ellie Mae believes you. We do know you try your MommaKat’s patience, but we believe that’s why cats were put on this earth. MOL! XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, angel Mauricio, Misty May, angel Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy, Sawyer & Kizmet
ReplyDeleteShe might look innocent, but she's not! She continues to scare the poop out of me on a regular basis! ~Ellie Mae
DeleteYou are so sweet and innocent, Ellie Mae! Eric was a hair licker, and if I had wet hair from the shower he got so excited he would start biting my head.
ReplyDeleteI am! Latte couldn't understand what it's like to be a lady. ~Ellie Mae
DeleteEllie, your black furs are the most bootiful I have ever seen! Tell Latte to move outta da way! She's blocking my view!! ~Woodrow
ReplyDelete{Blushing} Oh... Thank you 😊 ~Ellie Mae
DeleteSuch a nice family. Latte, you are undoubtedly a cutie pie. I fall in love with this family.
ReplyDeleteThank you for stopping by!
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