Texting with cats

Last week, Momma strongly considered getting her first smartphone and adding herself to The Boy's wireless plan. The Boy's plan offers the third line free so we joked about which cat would get the smartphone and what they might text. You'll understand why Momma decided NOT to get phones for the cats after reading this post!

PART ONE: MOMMA TEXTING WITH ELLIE [PRETTY PANTS]

PART TWO {A}: MOMMA TEXTING WITH BEAR [HANDSOME PANTS]

PART TWO {B}: ELLIE TEXTING WITH BEAR [PEAR BEAR]
[concurrent with the above exchange]

PART THREE {A}: MOMMA TEXTING WITH BEAR [HANDSOME PANTS]

PART THREE {B}: MOMMA TEXTING WITH THE BOY
[concurrent with the above exchange]

PART FOUR {A}: MOMMA TEXTING WITH BEAR [HANDSOME PANTS]

PART FOUR {B}: MOMMA TEXTING WITH ELLIE [PRETTY PANTS]
[concurrent with the above exchange]

PART FOUR {C}: ELLIE TEXTING WITH BEAR [PEAR BEAR]
[concurrent with the above exchanges]

PART FOUR {D}: MOMMA TEXTING WITH ELLIE [PRETTY PANTS]
[concurrent with the above exchanges]

PART FIVE: BEAR TEXTING WITH MOMMA [PAIN IN MY @$$]

PART SIX: MOMMA TEXTING WITH BEAR [HANDSOME PANTS]

PART SEVEN: MOMMA TEXTING WITH ELLIE [PRETTY PANTS]

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38 comments

Brian's Home BlogOctober 22, 2019 at 6:55 AM
Oh my, I don't ever get to text and don't have my own phone either...now I know why!
The Florida FurkidsOctober 22, 2019 at 9:03 AM
OMC this is hysterical!!!

The Florida Furkids
da tabbies o trout towneOctober 22, 2019 at 1:51 PM
dont cha just hate it when auto correct makez ya change ass ta @$$.....we due....N dood...we hope ta cod
that waz knot a were wolves out ther breathin down yur neck.....they bee out at this time oh de yeer ya noe... { total lee awesum post two day guyz.....we cracked UP !! ;) ♥♥
Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows)October 22, 2019 at 5:26 PM
These are fantastic!!! Very interested in tortie-palooza magazine myself. And I can see Mudpie and I having the same chat about a lap emergency.
Hairballsandhissyfits.comOctober 22, 2019 at 6:06 PM
AMARULA: Bear tell me more about the tortie-palooza magazine! Maybe I could be a cover girl!
The Island CatsOctober 22, 2019 at 8:35 PM
After all these crazy texts, we think your Momma needs to rethink this smart phone thing. :)
meowmeowmansOctober 22, 2019 at 8:56 PM
MOL! It seems a smart phone could be dangerous in the paws of either Bear or Ellie Mae. ;)
Katie IsabellaOctober 23, 2019 at 6:11 AM
Those two would be a train wreck with phones! And the Tortie Palooza mag...I wonder if Bear has any of the old editions featuring Admiral. She kept the whole household in kibble with her featured pages in the center! She was a bit of a hussy sometimes.
The Swiss CatsOctober 23, 2019 at 6:56 AM
ROTFL ! That's hysterical ! Claire says she knows now why we shouldn't have a smart phone ! Purrs
Shoko NeilsonOctober 23, 2019 at 5:36 PM
What a time! Definitely no phones for these guys. The hassles aren't worth it. What a great post, so very creative.

Jean
jank1961October 23, 2019 at 6:35 PM
We totally think BOTH cats should get a phone....the fun would never end! :)
Tails Around the RanchOctober 24, 2019 at 8:48 AM
Bwahahaha! Oh the convos you guys would have on the cat phones.
Feline OpinesOctober 24, 2019 at 2:30 PM
MOL!! The Tribe of Five is sending our purrsonal assistant to the ATT store posthaste. Oliver and I have requested iPads because the keyboard on that little phone screen is too hard for us to use and, the fish game is much more fun on something bigger. We have picked out our screen names, what do you think?
Alberto -Lean Mean Feline Machine
Oliver - Portly Pussycat
Lily - Zoomie Girl
Jasmine - Darling Diva
Tucker- Head Feline in Charge

Purrs & Head Bonks,
Alberto
The WhiskerattiOctober 24, 2019 at 6:46 PM
1. Your mom should totally get a smartphone. They are fun and extremely useful.

2. Your mom should definitely NOT get phones for either feline.
Three Chatty CatsOctober 25, 2019 at 4:03 PM
Well if you ever do decide to get them phones, I really hope the texting plan is unlimited. Or else you will have quite the phone bill!
pilch92October 26, 2019 at 9:46 PM
And I thought my sister was bad when she texts when drunk :)
Erin the Cat PrincessOctober 27, 2019 at 6:01 AM
Histerical, the last one was the best, though it was a close CALL! I bet the billing people must think there is something weird with so many texts between the same four people in the same house.
Purrs
ERin
Deziz WorldOctober 28, 2019 at 7:04 PM
Well now, that sure was confusin'. We're not sure we'd want a smarty pants fone. Those things beep and ring all the time. They never know when to shut up. Kittens, mommy's smarty pants fone went off at 530 the other meownin'. But, we're sure glad awnty Kat got oe. Big hugs

Luv ya'

Dezi and Raena
ValentineNovember 11, 2019 at 10:00 PM
Just the word "pizza" makes my tummy dance in my belly. It's furrustrating when our humans don't share pizza, especially when they know it's something that we like very much. Bear, next time you could text your pizza order in yourself and have it delivered directly to your pantry, by-passing your humans. Then you'll have it all to yourself. Winks.