BC: Bear Cat Kat
MK: Momma Kat
EM: Ellie Mae Kat
The Boy: Momma's fiance
BC: I love you, Momma!
MK: I love you too ...
BC: I love you, couch.
MK: Ummmmm ...
BC: I love you, carpet!
{Pause}
BC: I love you, litter box!
{Pause}
BC: I love you, wall.
{Pause}
BC: I love you, Kitty Kick Stix!
EM: Huh?!
BC: I love you, pounce house!
EM: OH! I've been waiting for this moment for over two years! He's going to tell me he loves me! I just casually place myself in front of him ...
BC: I love you ...
EM: YES?!
BC: ... table.
EM: {looking around} Oh, come on! I'm right here!
BC: I love you, food bowl!
{Pause}
BC: I REALLY love you, food.
EM: I'm going to make myself the next thing he sees ...
BC: I love you, water bowl.
EM: {AHEM}.
BC: Nope.
EM: What?!?! You missed me the first time ...
BC: Believe me ... no one can miss you when you're the size of an airplane hangar.
{Pause}
BC: I love you, toy I never play with.
EM: That's just wrong! I'm mad at him until he says what I know he wants to say to me.
{Pause}
EM: Good thing the bag is still here. It loves me!
MK: What is up with Bear?
EM: Like I know! He's got a serious attitude problem!
MK: Didn't he tell you he loves you?
EM: Phht. I don't care whether he loves me or not.
MK: What got into him? Did he eat some old food? Or walk into a wall?
BC: I love you, Momma!
MK: Ugh.
BC: I love you, Daddy.
The Boy: HUH?! {looking around} Are you talking to ... me?!?
EM: Oh! Now that's the final straw! He loves Daddy but not me! Phht. Like I'm worse than Daddy.
The Boy: I think Bear's under the influence ...
EM: Of a bad attitude?
The Boy: No. Remember earlier?!
MK: Oh, yeah. These kick stix must be the good stuff!
EM: Not good enough for him to tell me he loves me!
{Loud snoring is heard from Bear's pile of catnip toys}
Disclosure: We received two Kitty Kick Stix {one Clawtastically 15" Kitty Kick Stix and one regular 15" Kitty Kick Stix} - for free in exchange for an honest review. Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat only shares information we believe would be of interest to our readers. The content is ours - Kitty Kick Stix is not responsible for the contents of this post.
EARLIER IN THE DAY:
The Boy: I brought in the mail. There was a package for you. I set it on your table.
MK: Okay.
{Momma finds only plastic bag pieces on the table}
MK: Ummmm ... where?
The Boy: {walking into the room} IT WAS THERE A MINUTE AGO!
MK: I bet they were the Kitty Kick Stix. Now we have to find Ellie. Wherever Ellie is, so is that bag.
EM: I'll get in here if it's the last thing I do!
MK: Ellie?!
EM: Can't you see I'm busy?
{Pause}
EM: I'm trying to get in this bag!!!
MK: Where did you get this bag?
EM: Err ... I found it?
MK: You wouldn't happen to know how pieces of the bag were chewed off on the table, would you?
EM: Err ... NO?!
BC: {arriving on the scene} OH! I'd know that smell anywhere! KITTY KICK STIX!!!
EM: But I found it ... it's mine!
MK: They're over here, guys!
MK: We received two Kitty Kick Stix: one Clawtastically 15" Kitty Kick Stix and one regular 15" Kitty Kick Stix.
EM: Now I have this fantastic smelling bag to myself!
BC: The good stuff is over here! Oh, who cares. More for me!
MK: Wow. These Kick Stix must be extra good if he doesn't eat treats I set out!
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If you missed our last Kitty Kick Stix review: The shark hits the wall.
Ellie, I know Bear loves you. He's just maintaining his tough guy rep. Underneath he's a big smooshy lovebug.
ReplyDeleteDon't tell anyone! ~Bear Cat
DeleteOoooh – stoned on the Sticks! Nice test, Bear I think you have just sold the product. Now, what are you going to do about the lady in your life? Bunch of nip flowers? Maybe a box of cream nip liquours? Then a late night out at the tasty chicken take away? On the down side a high as good as that is going to mean one hell of a climb down......
ReplyDeletePurrs and paracetamol
ERin
Don't look down! ~Bear Cat
DeleteThose kickers really are the best and we love their magical nip too!
ReplyDeleteThey're the best!
DeleteAngel Madi love her nip nanner and nip carrot...her bunny feet worked double time with them.
ReplyDeleteThank you for your kind words about my Madi....9/13 will be one year so hard to believe. But we talk about her nearly every day. She was such a petite presence
Hugs and Happy Labor Day
Cecilia
Petite in size, but full of personality!
DeleteOh we don't have any of those!
ReplyDeleteYou should! You DEFINITELY should!
DeleteWas Bear seeing pink elephants?
ReplyDeleteNo. They were blue beavers. ~Bear Cat
DeleteWe have a couple of these and the cats love them!
ReplyDeleteOur kitties are pretty lucky!
DeleteJust looking at your eyes tells me how good they are, Bear!
ReplyDeleteMy smoldering handsome eyes? ~Bear Cat
DeleteBear, something tells me you've inhaled quite a bit!
ReplyDeleteYou would too, if you were a cat! ~Bear Cat
DeleteBear. These pictures totally make momma meow over here. You look so good and so happy...your mommy took as many pictures as she should have done...perfect to show off exactly what you were thinking. I just know EM got the other but your face...I..mommy too,LOVED it and so glad there were so many views. XXXXOOOO
ReplyDeleteThe Boy gave Momma a hard time over the number of pictures. But it's me. DUH! ~Bear Cat
DeleteUmm, I kind of think Bear likes them. Just a tad. 😸
ReplyDeleteWhatever gave you that idea? ;)
DeleteYou're high, Bear :) :)
ReplyDeleteWhatever gave you that idea?
DeleteBear loves those Kitty Kick Stix, and um, everything when he's nipped up! Don't worry, Ellie, he loves you, too, even though he doesn't like to admit it. :)
ReplyDeleteNot even under the influence of nip?! How rude! ~Ellie Mae
DeleteThose Kitty Kick Stix look like lots of fun. Bet they smell good too. It would be wonderpurr if those kick sticks kicked back. Look out Rabbit!
ReplyDeleteHahaha. Rabbit might get more than he's bargained for ;)
Deletefor what itz werth ellie; we lovez ewe two, just like de bag loves ewe ;)
ReplyDeleteyur kick stix total lee rox !! we noe ewe both R gonna total lee N joyz em
for a long time ~~~~~ ☺☺♥♥
But he won't share them! ~Ellie Mae
DeleteThose Kitty Kick Stix look like so much fun! Kickers like that were Caster's favorite kind of toy. Ellie Mae, we know Bear loves you. He just doesn't want to admit it... ;)
ReplyDeleteThank you guys for your kind words on Caster's memorial post. We miss our boy terribly. We always will, but it will get easier. Being a part of such a supportive cat-loving community helps a lot. So thank you.
You're more than welcome. We love him and you as well!
DeleteWow, those are definitely a hit!! I always wanted to try one of these with Sam, who didn't really like many toys, but I never did get to it. It's fun to see Bear and Ellie so excited about them!
ReplyDeleteJan, Wag 'n Woof Pets
It does a heart good.
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