BC: Bear Cat
MK: Momma Kat
BC: Bear Cat Kat reporting for duty, human underling.
MK: What are you talking about?
BC: Yesterday, I heard you telling The Boy that this is the year of the cat! I'm ready to assume my throne!
MK: Bear ...
BC: And don't forget my tiara and my wand!
MK: Wand? You're a magician king?
BC: MAGICIAN KING. Phht. As if. I'm a magician PRINCESS! Princess Buttercup Black Bear Cat of the Forest - NOT at your service - to be exact.
MK: Not this again.
BC: Bow down! Or OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
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BC: {AHEM} Bow DOWN! Where are my tasty whole chickens?
MK: Bear, you wouldn't know what to do with a tasty whole chicken if it fell out of the sky and landed in your food bowl!
BC: Phht. I wouldn't know what to do with ... DUH! I'd EAT IT!
MK: Oh, for the love ... you'd hide under the bed if chickens fell out of the sky!
BC: Phht. That's just smart. Don't want to risk a head injury. Unless you have a chicken umbrella. Do you have a chicken umbrella? Better to be safe than sorry!
MK: Bear, you are a scared-y cat and you couldn't hunt if your life depended on it! You're lucky that there are wholesome, natural, and well-balanced cat foods available so you don't have to hunt.
BC: I can hunt! I hunt you and The Boy ALL. THE. TIME!!! I'm the shark! I'm FEROCIOUS!
MK: Bear, celebrating the year of the cat is in honor of Wellness Pet Food's update of the Wellness® Complete Health™ line of dry and canned cat foods - not only have many of the items been reformulated - but they've introduced grain-free options within the Complete Health line!
BC: Grain free? You mean like felines' natural prey?
MK: Yes! The Wellness® Complete Health™ grain-free options include Deboned Chicken and Chicken Meal for adult kitties, Salmon and Herring Meal especially formulated for indoor kitties, and Deboned Chicken and Chicken Meal for kittens. The animal lovers, nutritionists, and vets at Wellness chose the ingredients carefully and made sure to balance the formulas with vitamins and minerals for a cat's optimal health. Each ingredient has a well-studied purpose and health benefit ... with the goal of helping people provide their pets, "healthy and long lives through the power of natural nutrition."
BC: Did you say .... CHICKEN?
MK: Hahaha. From that, all you heard was chicken! Which is just as it should be. You should be able to enjoy your food without a care other than if it tastes good. It's MY job to ensure that I choose the best foods for you - and I take that responsibility VERY seriously because you eat essentially the same thing every day so it must be balanced and accommodate all your nutritional needs. I've learned my lessons the hard way - my family didn't take food nutrition into account with Kitty and she suffered the consequences later in life. For me, QUALITY protein content is one of the most important factors. Not only is it important to make sure your food contains the RIGHT ingredients - but it's JUST as important to make sure your food doesn't contain harmful ingredients or those that aren't palatable to a cat's diet. Wellness® Complete Health™ recipes DO NOT contain corn, carrageenan, soy, wheat, or artificial colors and flavors.
BC: Blah blah blah blah blah.
MK: It's important, Bear! Remember the old saying, "you are what you eat?" If you eat healthy, you will be healthy!
BC: You're a doughnut? Fat, round, devoid of substance, and with a hole in the middle? Because you eat A LOT of doughnuts!
MK: Ummm ... err ... {Trying to change the subject} Speaking of chicken, I chose the Wellness® Complete Health™ grain-free chicken formula dry food for you, Bear.
BC: CHICKEN! CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN!!!!!!!
BC: Grain free? You mean like felines' natural prey?
MK: Yes! The Wellness® Complete Health™ grain-free options include Deboned Chicken and Chicken Meal for adult kitties, Salmon and Herring Meal especially formulated for indoor kitties, and Deboned Chicken and Chicken Meal for kittens. The animal lovers, nutritionists, and vets at Wellness chose the ingredients carefully and made sure to balance the formulas with vitamins and minerals for a cat's optimal health. Each ingredient has a well-studied purpose and health benefit ... with the goal of helping people provide their pets, "healthy and long lives through the power of natural nutrition."
MK: Hahaha. From that, all you heard was chicken! Which is just as it should be. You should be able to enjoy your food without a care other than if it tastes good. It's MY job to ensure that I choose the best foods for you - and I take that responsibility VERY seriously because you eat essentially the same thing every day so it must be balanced and accommodate all your nutritional needs. I've learned my lessons the hard way - my family didn't take food nutrition into account with Kitty and she suffered the consequences later in life. For me, QUALITY protein content is one of the most important factors. Not only is it important to make sure your food contains the RIGHT ingredients - but it's JUST as important to make sure your food doesn't contain harmful ingredients or those that aren't palatable to a cat's diet. Wellness® Complete Health™ recipes DO NOT contain corn, carrageenan, soy, wheat, or artificial colors and flavors.
BC: Blah blah blah blah blah.
MK: It's important, Bear! Remember the old saying, "you are what you eat?" If you eat healthy, you will be healthy!
BC: You're a doughnut? Fat, round, devoid of substance, and with a hole in the middle? Because you eat A LOT of doughnuts!
MK: Ummm ... err ... {Trying to change the subject} Speaking of chicken, I chose the Wellness® Complete Health™ grain-free chicken formula dry food for you, Bear.
BC: CHICKEN! CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN!!!!!!!
MK: I also selected a variety of the wet food options. I love that there are so many different textures and flavors within the Complete Health™ line. The wet food textures include pate, sliced, minced, cubed, and gravies.
BC: Did you say ... GRAVY?!?!?!
MK: Yep. I knew you'd like that! Flavors include tuna, turkey, chicken, salmon, and beef - all your favorites.
BC: Is that why you went to Petsmart last weekend?
MK: Yes. You can find Wellness cat food at Petsmart - including the Complete Health™ line of dry and canned cat foods.
BC: Wait a ... you mentioned all the healthy aspects of these foods, but if it's good for me, I can't eat it! Like HEALTHY would taste good!
This is a sponsored conversation written by me on behalf of Wellness®. The opinions and text are all mine.
BC: Wait a ... you mentioned all the healthy aspects of these foods, but if it's good for me, I can't eat it! Like HEALTHY would taste good!
MK: Come on, Bear!
BC: Nop ... umm ... err ... {SNIFF} {SNIFF} {SNIFF} ... CHICKEN!
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BC: Excuse you as I inhale this! Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom.
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BC: And Bear Cat accomplishes a record in the time it takes to chow down on the wet food!
MK: Did you like it?
BC: Is that a trick question?
MK: {sigh}.
BC: Maybe.
MK: You sure gobbled it down.
BC: I can't give you the satisfaction - especially since you approve of its healthfulness.
MK: Well, I guess I'll have to return the rest of the cans if you don't ...
BC: MINE! MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE! Just TRY to take it from my claws!
MK: Hehehehe.
BC: Can I have more?
MK: No.
BC: But you said Wellness Cat food is wholesome, remember? More healthy food means more health, right?
MK: Nice try.
BC: RATS!
Celebrate The Year of the Cat and better nutrition with Wellness Cat Food and your favorite feline(s)! You can find Wellness® Complete Health and Complete Health Grain Free options at PetSmart®. To read more about the benefits of Wellness® Complete Health™ and to check out all the available options - click the link to Wellness Complete Health. With the Wellness catisfaction guarantee, you have nothing to lose - return the unused portion back to PetSmart for a full refund if your cat doesn't like the new Wellness Complete Health recipes!
MK: Hehehehe.
BC: Can I have more?
MK: No.
BC: But you said Wellness Cat food is wholesome, remember? More healthy food means more health, right?
MK: Nice try.
BC: RATS!
Celebrate The Year of the Cat and better nutrition with Wellness Cat Food and your favorite feline(s)! You can find Wellness® Complete Health and Complete Health Grain Free options at PetSmart®. To read more about the benefits of Wellness® Complete Health™ and to check out all the available options - click the link to Wellness Complete Health. With the Wellness catisfaction guarantee, you have nothing to lose - return the unused portion back to PetSmart for a full refund if your cat doesn't like the new Wellness Complete Health recipes!
This is a sponsored conversation written by me on behalf of Wellness®. The opinions and text are all mine.
Oooh I say, I love the idea of chickens falling from the sky. If you can get a few you could have the Ranch you always dreamed of! Of course you'd have to have a doughnut Ranch for your peep, too. Don't suppose there was a Cream and Nip Mouse Surprise variety in those tins?
ReplyDeletePurrs, Erin PS Peep asked if there is a pizza and chardonnay variety?
PIZZA?!?! I'm going to have to suggest that! I just saw today that Temptations treats has a "dairy variety" (Phoebe had it on 15andmeowing). One can never go wrong with treats! ~Bear Cat
DeleteDid someone say chicken? And gravy? Yummy! Would you mind saving some for us, Bear? We'll be right over.
ReplyDeleteErm ... I'll send my Momma out for some more! ~Bear Cat
DeleteGreat review ! That food sounds tasty ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteIt is!
DeleteI LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE MY WELLNESS GRAIN FREE SALMON AND CRANBERRY TREATS
ReplyDeleteHUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
I'm going to have to try those! ~Bear Cat
DeleteGreat review! And Bear, you certainly enjoyed your new healthy food!
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Athena and Marie
Thank you! And yes, I certainly did! ~Bear Cat
DeleteWell Bear, we're glad you got some chicken. Ifin your mommy's an ingredient watcher, she should check out da vit. K ingredient. Big hugs
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Dezi and Raena
PeeEss: We sent ya'll an email, but never heard back from ya'??? Did ya' get it? We're havin' trouble commentin' and think we might be in your spam folder.?? And we asked a question too.
My Momma isn't sure what you're referring to with Vitamin K. She knows humans need it for blood clotting - is there a problem for cats?
DeleteThat Wellness food is great foods. That was a great review and Bear, you did such a good job gobbling it all down. Looks like it passed your test. You all have a great day.
ReplyDeleteThank you! I've had A LOT of practice at gobbling food down! ~Bear Cat
DeleteExcellent review. Food sounds good and you and Bear made us want to keep reading and find out more. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo and Cooper Murphy
ReplyDeleteThis is our first one ... so it means a lot to hear you say that!
DeleteI agree, that was a darn good review! We recently started eating some Wellness yum and well, it is pretty darn yum!
ReplyDeleteThank you. We bet all you kitties love it!
DeleteSuch a fun review, Bear! Isn't it amazing when healthy food actually tastes good too???
ReplyDeleteThank you! Yes, we're BOTH impressed!
DeleteWellness does have a good rep, and before I had to start on my prescription diet, Mom fed us this sometimes. PS: thanks for asking about us. We're fine, Mom is just really tired these days.
ReplyDeleteWe hope your Mom feels better ... sometimes living and doing everything one needs to do is just too much.
DeleteBear, your food looks so yummy. We love gravy too. You did an excellent review!
ReplyDeleteThank you!
DeleteWe are fans of Wellness too. They make tasty foods.
ReplyDeleteBear agrees!
DeleteMy cats recently tried the dried food and love it. I need to get some of the canned one now. Nice review.
ReplyDeleteThank you! Bear was happy ... that's what counts, right?
DeleteWe haven't tried Wellness before, but it sounds like a yummy food! Glad you liked it.
ReplyDeleteI got CHICKEN!!! ~Bear Cat
DeleteIsn't Wellness yummy, Bear? Our Petsmart was all out of the gravies. We hope Mommy gets us some, soon. We loved your review.
ReplyDeleteOut of gravies?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! How can they let that happen?!?! Gravy is my favorite! I've even been known to spit out the chunks! ~Bear Cat
DeleteIf Bear likes it, maybe Samantha will too? We are going to try some of the dry food to start with (chicken, of course!). She's more fussy about canned food, but I didn't know they have GRAVIES now! That might be right up her alley. Great review!
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Gravy is my favorite! I've even been known to spit out the chunks! Not that I'm suggesting sweet Sam do that ... ~Bear Cat
DeleteIt might not be comparable to the whole chicken farm, but it looks like BC likes it. Yay.
ReplyDeleteThat's what counts, right? ~Bear Cat
DeleteBear, I love your witty comebacks and caustic humor, makes us giggle. But I guess you have to be on your toes to prevent being bamboozled by the humans right? Good practical and scientific answer about avoiding falling chickens from the sky! MOL Who wants to risk a head injury and an unnecessary vet bill? Sometimes the humans don't think things through.
ReplyDeleteA great review all round, and Wellness chicken is our favorite too! We also wanted to say Congratulations on your Nose to Nose nomination, well done to Momma Kat and to you Bear Kat. You got this!
Thank you! Congratulations to you and the ChirpyCats!
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