It's hard to be a Mr. Tough Pants when you're being pursued by such frightening monsters. We understand, Bear, even when the humans don't see anything alarming at all.

The humans miss lots of scary stuff - or at least my human does especially when she doesn't have her glasses on. Stay safe under the bed. Hope you can make the cat bed fit under there.

Watch out for those monsters, Bear! Real Cat Paisley says the main monster here is the Vacuum Monster, which is terrifying.

Eddy is right there with you, Bear. She says there are monsters everywhere, and that under the bed is the safest bet, and that humans just don't understand. And, now she wants to drag her cat tree under the bed as well. This could get interesting.

Bear Cat! What happened to that big brave Bear Cat that used to live at your place? Did you eat Sissy Wheats for breakfast? You should slay any monsters that dare to come into your lair!

It's okay Bear, before our bed was lowered so we can't get under there I used to spend lots of time protecting the dust bunnies. Someone had to do it!

Bear...you are quick as greased lightning.
Hey if you are looking for a date for the big Kits, Kritters, K9's heart day K-oss event let us know.
We can put out the Mews. Brian has a ton of most gorgeous sisters you know!!
Hugs madi your bfff

Is the sucky monster under there? *shivers* The only monster in our house is the sucky monster. No sir, we don't like it!

Haha! That is too cute. Very good read! Keep up the fun posts :) Casey

Big foot? Fear not, Bear, whilst that sounds kinda scary, I bet it wouldn't be able to catch you on account of only having one foot... would sort of have to hop after you, and would fall down a lot especially if it's like my peep putting shoes on. Mouses!
purrs ERin

Sighs. The mocking... just never ends, does it?

Don't you worry! Amarula knows that you were under the bed to check for those notoriously dangerous dust bunnies!

Oh Bear, you're too much. You don't like hanging out in the tub??? I love playing in there! --Mudpie

Nothing is missing Bear, you are just perfect.XO

You'd better watch out Bear! Hairy footed monsters will grab you and turn you into soup! In the meantime, while you are "nesting" under the bed, we can help with your cat tree placement ;)

the critters in the cottage xo

Wait, Bear...haven't you ever heard of the Under the Bed Monster?? Yikes!!!

We see lots of things that our mom and dad miss, Bear. So we definitely understand. It's a cat thing, right? :)

Be careful, Bear. There might be (whisper the word) SPIDERS in the bath and under the bed!
That's Purrfect

Bear, NEVER admit to the peeps that you don't listen to 'em. I know we cats don't. Listen to our peeps, I mean. But there's no need for the peeps to know that fact. purrs

The element of surprise no doubt was long in the planning stages.