MK: Momma Kat
Daily conversation - Bolt Cathack Returns:
BC: OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
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BC: In the name of Male Princess Buttercup Black Bear Cat of the Forest ... OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
MK: {laying in bed in the other room} What the ...
BC: Male Princess Buttercup Black Bear Cat of the Forest will see you now!
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BC: You may kiss my paw!
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BC: I rule this kingdom mother-meower!
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BC: Why yes! I AM the most handsome Male Princess in the universe!
MK: Because you're the ONLY Male Princess in the universe!
BC: Momma style ... Get off the counter!
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BC: Stop shredding that!
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BC: Get your paw ... err ... hand out of the toaster!
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MK: Are you mocking me now?
BC: Phht. I'd need ten dozen doughnuts for that.
MK: {walking into the room} What in the name of ...
BC: In the name of Male Princess Buttercup Black Bear Cat of the Forest!
BC: In the name of Male Princess Buttercup Black Bear Cat of the Forest ... OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
MK: {laying in bed in the other room} What the ...
BC: Male Princess Buttercup Black Bear Cat of the Forest will see you now!
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BC: You may kiss my paw!
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BC: I rule this kingdom mother-meower!
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BC: Why yes! I AM the most handsome Male Princess in the universe!
MK: Because you're the ONLY Male Princess in the universe!
BC: Momma style ... Get off the counter!
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BC: Stop shredding that!
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BC: Get your paw ... err ... hand out of the toaster!
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MK: Are you mocking me now?
BC: Phht. I'd need ten dozen doughnuts for that.
MK: {walking into the room} What in the name of ...
BC: In the name of Male Princess Buttercup Black Bear Cat of the Forest!
MK: Why would you think wearing a plunger on your head is an accurate way to mock me?
BC: I wasn't mocking you at first! I was practicing my princess-ship!
MK: Why are you wearing a plunger on your head? And what happened to the rest of it?
BC: I wasn't mocking you at first! I was practicing my princess-ship!
MK: Why are you wearing a plunger on your head? And what happened to the rest of it?
BC: Well, see, I was celebrating the New Year in the bathroom ... one thing lead to another ... and I found where you've been hiding my tiara!
MK: Wait ... wait ... wait ... celebration in the bathroom?
MK: Wait ... wait ... wait ... celebration in the bathroom?
BC: And then this stupid stick was stuck on my tiara, so I had to get it off. I thought the stick might make a nice scepter ... but then I found what I'm assuming is my true scepter.
MK: {walking into the bathroom} BEAR CAT KAT! I don't even know where to start!
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MK: {looking around} Let me get this straight. To celebrate the NEW YEAR, you cleared the shelves above the toilet into the toilet.
BC: OBVIOUSLY. How ELSE would I celebrate the New Year? And when your hairbrush fell, it hit the hiding spot for my tiara! When the brush hit it, it knocked the container open to reveal my tiara!
BC: Then, I had to get the stupid stick off my tiara ... and when the stick went flying, another container was knocked open and I found my scepter! I tried out a couple other things to see if they'd work better as a scepter ... but your toothbrush and the stick once attached to my tiara weren't nearly as fancy enough. Now I'm ready to address my subjects.
MK: Let me get this straight ... you think the toilet plunger is your tiara and the toilet brush is your scepter?
MK: Let me get this straight ... you think the toilet plunger is your tiara and the toilet brush is your scepter?
BC: I'm not stupid. You just WANT me to think my tiara is a plunger and my scepter is a toilet brush. Now I know where you're hiding them!
MK: With the toilet brush as a scepter and the plunger on your head as a tiara, you're only fit to rule the bathroom, Bear.
BC: Shows what you know! Look! My loyal subjects are awaiting my instructions!
BC: {jumping back on the kitchen table} MALE Princess Buttercup will see you now!
MK: With the toilet brush as a scepter and the plunger on your head as a tiara, you're only fit to rule the bathroom, Bear.
BC: Shows what you know! Look! My loyal subjects are awaiting my instructions!
BC: {jumping back on the kitchen table} MALE Princess Buttercup will see you now!
MK: Princessing for Dummies?
BC: I want to be a good Male Princess!
MK: For DUMMIES?
BC: RATS! OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! Impertinence will not be tolerated!
MK: {laughing} As tempted as I am to leave you like this ... no matter HOW appropriate it might be ... no matter how hilarious this is ... GIVE ME the plunger head and the toilet brush, Bear!
BC: OVER MY DEAD BODY!
MK: That can be arranged!
BC: RATS! I HATE YOU!
{Ten minutes pass as Momma cleans up the bathroom ...}
BC: I'm trying to celebrate the New Year!
BC: Bolt Cathack returns!
MK: {from the bathroom} WHAT?
BC: Bolt Cathack returns!
MK: Bear, that name brings to mind a particularly skittish hairball.
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MK: {sigh} Where?
BC: It's a surprise.
MK: Lovely.
BC: I've been wondering what your tough nickname would be. OLD ...
MK: Bear, you've been warned twice by one of our readers about labeling me as old because she's the same age as I am. And she happens to be the Mommy of your favorite tortie.
BC: RATS! I'll be tortie-less for the rest of my lives!
MK: I hate to break it to you, but your first encounters with a tortie didn't go so well. And Kitty was only one-third tortie!
MK: Maybe you and torties are not such a great idea. Especially if you can't behave.
BC: It wasn't all bad!
MK: {from the bathroom} WHAT?
BC: Bolt Cathack returns!
MK: Bear, that name brings to mind a particularly skittish hairball.
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MK: {sigh} Where?
BC: It's a surprise.
MK: Lovely.
BC: I've been wondering what your tough nickname would be. OLD ...
MK: Bear, you've been warned twice by one of our readers about labeling me as old because she's the same age as I am. And she happens to be the Mommy of your favorite tortie.
BC: RATS! I'll be tortie-less for the rest of my lives!
MK: I hate to break it to you, but your first encounters with a tortie didn't go so well. And Kitty was only one-third tortie!
MK: Maybe you and torties are not such a great idea. Especially if you can't behave.
BC: It wasn't all bad!
MK: I think, *** "if you can't behave" ***, was the important part of that statement.
BC: RATS!
MK: Then again, misbehaving is your biggest problem in just about every case. Perhaps your best bet for a girlfriend is the stuffed cat I got for Christmas.
MK: Then again, misbehaving is your biggest problem in just about every case. Perhaps your best bet for a girlfriend is the stuffed cat I got for Christmas.
BC: I'm never going to get laid!
MK: Ummm ... Bear ... I think ...
BC: I just want a pretty girl kitty to lay with.
MK: Ahh ... lay as in snuggle.
BC: What else would I mean?
MK: I have NO IDEA! But I'm thinking the whole plunger on your head, toilet brush in your paw thing is an even bigger impediment to tortie-ness. Torties don't suffer fools lightly. You could try to behave.
BC: I'd even stop de-stuffing the comforter if ...
MK: AGAIN?
BC: RATS!
MK: Let's see ... Last week ...
MK: Let's see ... Last week ...
MK: Earlier last week ...
MK: Three days ago ...
MK: Yesterday ....
MK: Three days ago ...
MK: Yesterday ....
BC: I'm trying to celebrate the New Year!
MK: For the whole two weeks ahead of time? How many times have I caught you un-stuffing the comforter?
BC: HEY! It's not my fault that you're too lazy to sew the holes shut!
BC: HEY! It's not my fault that you're too lazy to sew the holes shut!
MK: HOLES?!? With an S?
BC: RATS! If you were as busy SEWING the holes shut as you are taking pictures of them, you wouldn't have this problem!
MK: Bear ... if I pin it closed, you're "special" enough that you'd mess with the pin and pierce your lip. I sew the hole closed and you make another one.
BC: Don't get mad at me! If you'd closed the cover on the toilet, I couldn't have have knocked stuff into it ... if you hid my tiara and scepter better, I wouldn't have found them ... and if you'd sewn up the holes, I wouldn't be able to de-stuff the comforter!
MK: So this is my fault?
BC: Who ELSE would be at fault?
MK: Bear, just because you have the OPPORTUNITY to cause trouble doesn't mean you have to do it.
BC: I'm a CAT!
MK: Touche.
BC: TOO-SHAY YOU! You'll pay for this!
MK: As if I haven't already, Bolt Cathack.
BC: That's Male Princess Buttercup Bolt Cathack Black Bear Cat of the Forest to YOU!
Featured posts of the day:
MK: Bear ... if I pin it closed, you're "special" enough that you'd mess with the pin and pierce your lip. I sew the hole closed and you make another one.
BC: Don't get mad at me! If you'd closed the cover on the toilet, I couldn't have have knocked stuff into it ... if you hid my tiara and scepter better, I wouldn't have found them ... and if you'd sewn up the holes, I wouldn't be able to de-stuff the comforter!
MK: So this is my fault?
BC: Who ELSE would be at fault?
MK: Bear, just because you have the OPPORTUNITY to cause trouble doesn't mean you have to do it.
BC: I'm a CAT!
MK: Touche.
BC: TOO-SHAY YOU! You'll pay for this!
MK: As if I haven't already, Bolt Cathack.
BC: That's Male Princess Buttercup Bolt Cathack Black Bear Cat of the Forest to YOU!
Featured posts of the day:
- Bolt Cathack.
- To read more about the relationship between Kitty and Bear ...
- What Your Cats Are Really Saying - To Each Other.
- Sunday Selfie #22 {Bear Kitten/Kitty - the couch}.
- Sunday Selfie #24 {Bear Kitten/Kitty - other}.
- Kitty-Kitty: Unoriginal Name, One-of-a-Kind Cat.
- More about the comforter de-stuffer ...
- You can read more about Princess Buttercup in "Conversations" With Bear Cat: Part 22 ("On tiaras," part 1 and part 2).
Hey Bear, if it's Royal to you then that's good enough for me!!!
ReplyDeleteExactly! ~Bear Cat
DeleteBear, that is quite the hat. We like that. And the tortie kitty is good looking. You had better be nice to her. You all have a wonderful day.
ReplyDeleteShe is good looking! I tried to get close to her, but she wasn't interested :( My Momma still misses her too. ~Bear Cat
DeleteBear, you're the funniest! I love how you don't tell her where the hairball is. Hee hee, just like a true kitty.
ReplyDeleteI think your mom is going to have to go toothbrush shopping today.
I like being mysterious! Hehehehe ... yeah, she has quite a list ;) ~Bear Cat
DeleteBear, you make a pawsome Male Princess. Your mommy is just... a tiny bit jealous of your royalty.
ReplyDeleteShe's ALWAYS jealous! No doubt that's why I'm ALWAYS in trouble! ~Bear Cat
DeleteAh, we see you have an orange Holy Orb masquerading as a subject. We'd never let that fly in our house. Well, actually, our orange orbs fly all the time. They make perfect whackable toys!
ReplyDeleteWhackable toys are the best kind! Well, next to the toys that aren't supposed to be toys ... ~Bear Cat
DeleteDid your mommy actually say ifin da oppurrtunity purrsents itself , you're NOT 'posed to take advantage Bear? Did your mommy fall on her head over da holidays? Even we, da Southern Belles of purrfect behavior and harmony (snicker) take advantage of any and all oppurrtunities dat purrsent themselves. MOL You're lookin' very handsum. But we do agree, you need a new tiara and scepter. Ya' just don't know what those things have actually touched. MOL Big hugs to ya'll.
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Raena
Re: opportunities ... I mean, does she not know me AT ALL?!?! I'm a CAT! I'm hunting for a new tiara/scepter set ... who knows what I'll commandeer next! ~Bear Cat
DeleteOMCs it takes lots of tools to clean a bathroom. We had new floors installed over the supper to replace our 33 year old floor.
ReplyDeleteLarger tiles are easier to clean for sure
Hugs madi your bffff
My Momma doesn't even use them! Uh oh. Don't tell her I said that! ~Bear Cat
DeleteWell, Mudpie does think the stuffing from that comforter looks like a pretty cozy spot to snuggle on...and she is the queen of snuggling! She's definitely a whole lotta woman...and 100% tortie!
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't have it any other way ;) ~Bear Cat
DeleteYou sure have a big kingdom. Nice crown, do you wear it when sitting on the throne? MOL!
ReplyDeleteThat will be my next trick ;) ~Bear Cat
DeleteThat is a great crown, I bet you store it near the throne- MOL! :)
ReplyDeleteThat's where my Momma hid it from me!!! ~Bear Cat
DeleteBear, your tiara is furry manly...makes yous looks like a construction worker and THAT imoresses the ladies!
ReplyDeleteSending yous kisses
Nellie
You're right! ~Bear Cat
DeleteWe love you and your Mum - do NOT feel unhappy. If we can help let us know OKs
ReplyDeleteMarjorie and the Dash Kitten Crew
Thank you. That truly means a lot!
DeleteNice 'Pooh" bellies there, Bear. Has your mum been practicing techniques in Photoshop or are you guys shrinking from the inside? 😇
ReplyDeleteI WAS named after Winnie the Pooh ... ~Bear Cat
DeleteFunny. It is like a day in our house. HUgs.
ReplyDeleteHmmm ... I wonder why? ;)
DeleteOh Bear, if only you knew where that tiara has likely been. Although you do make it look good.
ReplyDeleteI do, don't I? Maybe I'll start a new trend? ~Bear Cat
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