MK: Momma Kat
Daily conversation - The game (state the obvious):
BC: Hi, Momma!
MK: Errrrr ... grrrr.
BC: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
MK: Grrrrrrr.
BC: Pet me, Momma! MooooooommmmmmMMMA!
MK: Grrrrrrr.
BC: Pet me, Momma! MooooooommmmmmMMMA!
MK: Bear! I'm trying to sleep!
BC: But you're awake!
MK: BEAR! NOT! NOW!
BC: But ... but ... I want loves NOW!
MK: Grrrrrrr.
BC: Momma!
MK: Yes?
BC: You're laying on your stomach!
MK: {sigh} Yes.
BC: You can't pet me when you lay on your stomach!
MK: Exactly.
BC: Flip over!
MK: My back hurts. I'm stretching it.
BC: I thought you said you were sleeping!
MK: I was doing both.
BC: You can't stretch AND sleep at the same time!
MK: But I can pet you and sleep at the same time?
BC: No! Don't be ridiculous! Pet me.
BC: But you're awake!
MK: NOW!
BC: You're laying on your stomach, Momma! You can't pet me when you're laying on your stomach!MK: BEAR! NOT! NOW!
BC: But ... but ... I want loves NOW!
MK: Grrrrrrr.
BC: Momma!
MK: Yes?
BC: You're laying on your stomach!
MK: {sigh} Yes.
BC: You can't pet me when you lay on your stomach!
MK: Exactly.
BC: Flip over!
MK: My back hurts. I'm stretching it.
BC: I thought you said you were sleeping!
MK: I was doing both.
BC: You can't stretch AND sleep at the same time!
MK: But I can pet you and sleep at the same time?
BC: No! Don't be ridiculous! Pet me.
MK: Oh, for the LOVE of ...
BC: I'm waiting.
BC: I'm waiting.
MK: BANANA BAGELS!
BC: Yuck. You always promise these delicacies! But where are the monkey muffins, Momma?
MK: ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
BC: Sheesh! No wonder you've got so much tension in your back! You should work on stress relief!
MK: Okay. OKAY!
BC: Ooooooh! Loooooooooooovvv ... {CHOMP!}
BC: Yuck. You always promise these delicacies! But where are the monkey muffins, Momma?
MK: ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
BC: Sheesh! No wonder you've got so much tension in your back! You should work on stress relief!
MK: Okay. OKAY!
BC: Ooooooh! Loooooooooooovvv ... {CHOMP!}
MK: OWWWWW!
BC: PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
MK: What the?!?! You bit me! But you're still purring!
BC: Is it state the obvious day again? Why don't you ever tell me these things in advance?
MK: What the?!?! You bit me! But you're still purring!
BC: Is it state the obvious day again? Why don't you ever tell me these things in advance?
MK: Bear ...
BC: I have one! I have one! You're grumpy! Hahahahahaha.
MK: You annoyed me until I pet you and then you let me pet you for three seconds and then you bit me!
BC: OH! OH! MY turn!! This is is a fun game! Hmmmm ...
{Pause}
BC: I'm HANDSOME!
MK: I don't know what to say, Bear. You ...
BC: OH! OH! That means I win!
MK: As if the outcome can be anything else.
BC: {sticking his butt in Momma's face} Here, Momma!
MK: Bear!
BC: MY BUTT!
MK: BEAR!
BC: {doing a little wiggle} Cute, huh?
MK: Bear!
BC: What? You act like you don't like my butt!
MK: Well, I mean ...
BC: I don't share my butt with just anybody you know!
MK: I feel special ...
BC: Hmph. I only share my butt with you! The least you could do is APPRECIATE what's offered!
MK: Okay, so what exactly am I supposed to do with your butt?
BC: LOOK at it!
MK: CHECK!
BC: Sniff it.
MK: Bear ...
BC: Like your butt is so great!
MK: You've never sniffed my butt!
BC: What kind of cat do you think I am?
MK: Then why mention my butt?
BC: What does that have to do with anything?
MK: Never mind. First you wake me up ...
BC: Oh! Are we playing another round of state the obvious?
MK: ... then you annoy me until I pet you ...
BC: HEY! It was MY turn!!!
MK: ... and THEN bite me after I pet you for three seconds ...
BC: YOU LOSE! That wasn't true ... which means it can't be OBVIOUS! It was more like 3.48 seconds.
MK: ... and then you stick your butt in my face!
BC: You say that like there's something WRONG with my butt! Maybe it's your face that's wrong! Yeah!
BC: I have one! I have one! You're grumpy! Hahahahahaha.
MK: You annoyed me until I pet you and then you let me pet you for three seconds and then you bit me!
BC: OH! OH! MY turn!! This is is a fun game! Hmmmm ...
{Pause}
BC: I'm HANDSOME!
MK: I don't know what to say, Bear. You ...
BC: OH! OH! That means I win!
MK: As if the outcome can be anything else.
BC: {sticking his butt in Momma's face} Here, Momma!
MK: Bear!
BC: Isn't it special?
MK: Excuse me?BC: MY BUTT!
MK: BEAR!
BC: {doing a little wiggle} Cute, huh?
MK: Bear!
BC: What? You act like you don't like my butt!
MK: Well, I mean ...
BC: I don't share my butt with just anybody you know!
MK: I feel special ...
BC: Hmph. I only share my butt with you! The least you could do is APPRECIATE what's offered!
MK: Okay, so what exactly am I supposed to do with your butt?
BC: LOOK at it!
MK: CHECK!
BC: Sniff it.
MK: Bear ...
BC: Like your butt is so great!
MK: You've never sniffed my butt!
BC: What kind of cat do you think I am?
MK: Then why mention my butt?
BC: What does that have to do with anything?
MK: Never mind. First you wake me up ...
BC: Oh! Are we playing another round of state the obvious?
MK: ... then you annoy me until I pet you ...
BC: HEY! It was MY turn!!!
MK: ... and THEN bite me after I pet you for three seconds ...
BC: YOU LOSE! That wasn't true ... which means it can't be OBVIOUS! It was more like 3.48 seconds.
MK: ... and then you stick your butt in my face!
BC: You say that like there's something WRONG with my butt! Maybe it's your face that's wrong! Yeah!
{Pause}
BC: Hahahaha. Your turn, Momma!
MK: I give up! I give up!
BC: Bear Cat wins again!!
BC: Hahahaha. Your turn, Momma!
MK: I give up! I give up!
BC: Bear Cat wins again!!
{Pause as Momma starts to get up}
BC: Wait?!?! Where are you going?
BC: Wait?!?! Where are you going?
MK: I CAN'T SLEEP!
BC: That makes one of us! I'm BUSHED! Hmmm ... the WHOLE BED to myself! Where should I sleep? Time to test some positions ...
MK: {watching Bear settle in} GGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
BC: That makes one of us! I'm BUSHED! Hmmm ... the WHOLE BED to myself! Where should I sleep? Time to test some positions ...
MK: {watching Bear settle in} GGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
BC: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
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MOL MOL MOL Bear that was just so, so funny - the P.A. say's she can relate to this scenario totally and most frequently, though we have no clue whatsoeffur what she's talking about! MOL MOL
ReplyDeleteBeautiful pictures Bear! :)
Purrs
Basil & Co xox
Thank you! I have no idea what Momma's talking about either ... then again, I never listen when she talks ... so you know ... ~Bear Cat
DeleteMOL Oh Bear, ifin you did dat 'round here mommy would swoop you up and start kissin' all over ya' and blowin' bubble belly so fast your head would spin. You be lookin' handsum as always. But mommies don't seem to really purreciate our behinds nearly as much as they should. Not sure what's wrong with them, but alas...just one of those things we have to tolerate. Big hugs fur both of ya'. Have a pawsum day.
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Raena
SHHHHH! Don't give her any ideas!!! ~Bear Cat
DeleteMOL ! Bear, your sleeping positions are very creative ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteI've had lots of practice! ~Bear Cat
DeleteYou look very comfy now you have the bed to yourself. I stick my butt in my mum's face too when she is in bed, and she is just as unappreciative as MK.
ReplyDeleteSticking my butt in her face MIGHT be related to having the bed to myself ;) I'll never tell! ~Bear Cat
DeleteYou're so clever, Bear! And we can't understand how Mommy can resist you for so long!
ReplyDeleteI KNOW! Sheesh! A cat or a Momma has to be dying around here for me to get loves! She acts like I wake her up twenty times a night! Err ... uh oh. ~Bear Cat
DeleteYou must take lessons from a certain standard poodle who shall remain nameless. 🙄
ReplyDeleteDo certain standard poodles go to cat school too? ~Bear Cat
DeleteYou are so handsome Bear. I hope we get to see your adorable butt for Tocktober Day tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteRATS! Now there's one photo my Momma's never taken! ~Bear Cat
DeleteBear Cat, your technique is amazing! We do those things, too, without the biting ... we just walk on top of our humans, sing the song of our people, and step on their heads. Ha. - Hugs, Gracie and Zoe
ReplyDeleteMy Momma REALLY doesn't like when I use her as a balance beam and then "slip" so my butt lands in her face. Hehehehehe. ~Bear Cat
DeleteMom, always loves seeing Bear's smiley face. She says this conversation reminded her of the recent debates! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteThank you :)
DeleteGreat job, Bear. Try sneezing her in face - works every time! MOL
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! Adding that to the list! ~Bear Cat
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