BC: Bear Cat
MK: Momma Kat
BC: Momma, it's time.
MK: Bear ...
BC: No. Momma. IT'S. TIME.
MK: I don't ...
BC: It's time to get back in the horse.
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BC: That doesn't sound right. Err ... back in the ... in the ...
MK: Saddle?
BC: Yes, yes. You're sad. I'm well aware. I've put up with endless snuggles and tears for the past couple weeks.
MK: No. You get back in the SADDLE.
BC: How can you get back in the SAD when you never left it?
MK: No. SAD. ELL.
BC: Why would the letter 'L' be sad? And why would it be noteworthy ... aren't all the other letters just as sad as 'L?'
MK: {sigh} Never mind.
BC: Exactly! Never mind this "boy" nonsense. It's Sunday and that means The Cat on My Head's Sunday Selfies blog hop.
MK: Bear ...
MK: Bear ...
BC: NO! This inconsolable, sad, devastated, LOST thing has gone TOO FAR! You wander around in here never really doing anything ... just completely beside yourself and not able to do anything or sleep or eat. IT HAS TO STOP. ENOUGH!
MK: Man, are YOU bossy.
MK: Man, are YOU bossy.
BC: I know what's best for you, missy.
{Pause}
BC: TASTY WHOLE CHICKENS!!!
MK: How convenient. I suppose you expect me to share.
MK: How convenient. I suppose you expect me to share.
BC: That's the LEAST you could do after all the tears and impromptu hugs around here.
MK: So you think I should go back to blogging.
BC: No. I think you should go back to tasty whole chickens.
MK: Okay. Okay.
BC: I CAN HAVE TASTY WHOLE CHICKENS?!?!
MK: No. I meant I'll ease back into blogging. Maybe not every day though.
BC: RATS!
MK: I thought that's what you wanted!?!
BC: Yes! I mean, NO! I mean ....
{Pause}
BC: I want tasty whole chickens AND I want you to get back to blogging.
MK: Our friends have been incredible. So much love and support ... I don't know how to thank them!
BC: ARG! MORE feelings!!!
{Pause}
BC: You've reached Bear Cat. I'm not available right now. Get to work on the Sunday Selfies!!!! NO EXCUSES!!!
MK: Treats.
BC: WHERE?!?!
{Pause}
BC: RATS! I mean ... BEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{Pause}
BC: Sometimes I could do without your spunk.
MK: Without my spunk like when I'm sad and I require lots of hugs?
BC: RATS! I'M SCREWED! SCREWED!
MK: Without my spunk like when I'm sad and I require lots of hugs?
BC: RATS! I'M SCREWED! SCREWED!
{Pause}
BC: BEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ps - You can see Bear's previous Sunday Selfie posts here: #1, #2, #3, #4, #4.5, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12, #13, #14, #15, #16, #17, #18.
BC: BEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ps - You can see Bear's previous Sunday Selfie posts here: #1, #2, #3, #4, #4.5, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12, #13, #14, #15, #16, #17, #18.
No wonder those girl cats all swoon when they see you, Bear, those are lovely eyes, in fact that is a lovely face and body. Glad to see you have your peep back in the saddle. purrs ERin ps. Does this mean you'll be chicken wrangling next week?
ReplyDeleteHoly cat! My Momma shouldn't be in a saddle! What was I thinking? She can barely manage to not stumble all by herself! And chicken wrangling? WHERE DO I SIGN UP?!?!?! ~Bear Cat
DeleteOh boy Bear and Mum chicken wrangling AND blogging * looks tired * How will they manage. Chickens can be a handful until they are roasted!!
ReplyDeleteTell Mum to blog, maybe you can have chicken next Sunday?
But ... but ... I don't HAVE hands! I have paws! I'd LOVE to have four paw-fuls of chicken!!! ;) ~Bear Cat
Deleteps - Momma WILL blog ... even if I have to sit on her head until she complies ... hmmm ... her head IS awfully hard though!
Those are amazing close-up selfies Bear!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you!
DeleteWhat beautiful eyes you have Bear! Happy Sunday! Purrs!
ReplyDeleteMy eyes are the first thing my Momma noticed about me!
DeleteBear Cat, you are sooo handsome. I live these close ups. I am glad you are helping your Momma feel better, the least she can do is get you a tasty whole chicken. :)
ReplyDeleteThank you. You are right. I deserve at least one tasty whole chicken. ~Bear Cat
DeleteBear mew are gorgeously handsome, a top model fur sure, we love each and effury picture today! :)
ReplyDeletePurrs
Basil & Co xox
Thank you!
DeleteYou are so handsome, Bear! We love how you're taking care of your mum and we hope she's feeling better.
ReplyDeletePurrs xx
Athena and Marie
Thank you. It's a hard job ... but some cat has to do it! ~Bear Cat
DeleteOh goodness, Bear! I think we're long lost cousins! Love the close ups!
ReplyDeleteThank you! You ARE super gorgeous, Lola. And those eyes!!! ~Bear Cat
DeleteI think Bear gives good advice here. I'm happy he's such a wonderful source of support!
ReplyDeleteJean from Welcome to the Menagerie
I am pretty awesome ;) ~Bear Cat
DeleteYou are so handsome, Bear! You are an expert in close up selfies.
ReplyDeleteThank you :)
DeleteWe luv all your fotos Bear. You look so handsum. We know you're taking very good care of your mommy. We do hope she is feelin' better. Sendin' hugs and purrayers.
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Raena
Thank you, ladies!
DeleteWhoa BC...there's some major league catastic selfies. Well done. Hope your mama comes back to the land of chickens and blogs soon. 😊
ReplyDeleteShe's on her way! And thank you. ~Bear Cat
DeleteI love how you motivate your mama, Bear. Your selfies are especially drool-worthy this week too! --Mudpie
ReplyDeleteThank you, Mudpie :) That's extra special coming from you. ~Bear Cat
DeleteThose are beautiful close-up selfies!!
ReplyDeleteYou're very good to your momma (and she's good to you).
Thank you. ~Bear Cat
DeleteYou tell her, Bear! Time to get back into the horse...saddle...whatever! Nice selfies, buddy!
ReplyDeleteI am always right. And thank you :)
DeleteAwesome selfies, Bear Cat! And way to encourage Momma Kat to get back on the horse's saddle. :) Tell her whenever she;s ready, we'll be here, okay? Hugs!
ReplyDeleteThank you. We love our friends :) ~Bear Cat
DeleteWOW! We are impurressed of your serie of Selfies, Bear Cat. You are a very thoughtful kitty and you take very good care of your mommy :) Thank you for asking about us. We replied to you on our Thankful Thursday post, but maybe you haven't seen it :) Pawkisses for a wonderful day :) <3
ReplyDeleteThank you! Yes, we did check up on that comment!
DeleteMomma needs to do whatever it is that she has to do, only SHE knows that...sorry Bear. Great selfies! xoxo catchatwithcarenandcody
ReplyDeleteThank you! Strangely enough, Momma's opinions are very similar to my own ... ;)
Delete~Bear Cat
Hope you got some chicken Bear,xx Speedy
ReplyDeleteStill working on it ... you don't know of any tasty whole chicken delivery services, do you? ~Bear Cat
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