MK: Momma Kat
Daily conversation - Momma's "crazy:"
BC: What THE CAT?!?!? I QUIT!MK: What? I NEEEEEED you!
BC: Nope. That's it. A cat can't catch a nap around here constantly being grabbed and ... and ... SNUGGLED.
MK: Oh, come on ...
BC: Nope. I'm cutting off your cuddle privileges. Touch me and die.
MK: Well, that's not very ...
BC: I feel dirty ... I feel ... USED! You don't have time to play with me, but you don't mind just GRABBING me out of the blue and hugging me?!?! What the cat is THAT?!?!
MK: I'm freaking out, Bear! PANICKED!
BC: That should teach YOU! YOU'RE the one that came up with the brilliant plan to leave me all alone while you go off and romp around with your friends at the conference! When do ****I**** get a conference? When do ***I*** get a break? When do ****I**** get a vacation? When do ***I*** get to romp?!?!
MK: Please?
BC: NO!
MK: But the blog's about you! I'm going to tell everyone how wonderful you are!
BC: And yet you're leaving me ***ALL ALONE***.
MK: You'll have the desk chair all to yourself for a few days. And you won't have to worry about me taking pictures of you when you don't want to be bothered. You won't have to worry about me singing or dancing.
BC: I'm sorry. Why are you coming back again?
MK: BEAR!
BC: Just kidding ...
MK: Awww. You'll miss me!
BC: ... Mostly ... if you never come home, I'll never get the can of wet food open on my own. I should know. I've tried. Maybe you can open a few before you leave?
MK: Bear, I don't think you understand. I haven't had a full blown panic attack like this since your tumor. I've worked so hard to head them off and talk myself down before I lose it and spiral into panic and I can't think straight or focus. Come to think of it ... all my panic attacks in the last five years involve you in some way.
BC: You forgot you were crazy? Because I never forget ...
{Silence}
BC: Err ... {sigh}.
{Pause}
BC: I love you, Momma. Come 'ere.
MK: I love you, Bug. YOU'RE the reason I do this. YOU'RE the whole reason I CAN do this. YOU'RE what makes my crazy not so crazy. Without you, NONE of my life would make sense. Without you, I wouldn't even HAVE a life.
BC: You have a life?
{Silence}
BC: {sigh} You think that'd be worth some treats ...
MK: Uh huh.
BC: {sigh} You can't blame a cat for trying. Especially when you get like this. You get all nutso and all of a sudden the treat gates open wide and nummy deliciousness is mine! USUALLY ...
MK: Yes. Usually.
BC: RATS!
Pictures of the Day:
Just when Momma was freaking out the most ... Bear knew she needed some love ... he's Momma's heart and the reason she's alive.
Just when Momma was freaking out the most ... Bear knew she needed some love ... he's Momma's heart and the reason she's alive.
Aaaaaaaw You are such a pawsumly sweet mancat Bear. Sis lexi used to do da same fur mommy. Now it's up to me. And me would never let mommy down just like you won't let your mommy down. They can be a bit nuts at times, but what would we do without 'em.
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Dezi and Rena
They are lucky they have us! My Momma always says she'd go crazy without me, and I believe her because she's crazy enough WITH me!!! ~Bear Cat
DeleteBear, tell Momma Kat it'll be OK. It's going to see friends, even if they are friends she hasn't met in person yet. Going to meet friends made online first can make anyone freaking-out scared, but it's also one of the most wonderful experiences, too... once you get past the fear of getting there. We promise you can do this, and you'll be glad you did, too. Hang in there.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how many more snuggles I can take!!!!! Okay. Not REALLY. I love Momma snuggles ... don't tell her though. They help her ... and I know she wouldn't be going if not for how much she loves me. Pretty amazing, really. She wouldn't do this for herself or anyone else ... but for me? Yep. There's got to be some treats in it for me somewhere! ~Bear Cat
DeleteYour Mama is going to Blog Paws! How lucky is she?! Very!! Our Mama went last year and the year before and she met so many wonderful people. Does your Mama have some contact info from people who will be going so that she can meet up with them? That is always a good idea.There will also be areas for first time goers so she can meet people that way. And tell your Mama all of us would be crazy without our animals. Truly :)
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Yes, I do have some contacts. The whole thing is just completely out of my comfort zone! I wish your Mama was going so I could meet her! And thank you for the encouragement <3
DeleteBear, tell your Momma Kat that our mom will be at BlogPaws and she can't wait to meet her. The mom says BP really is fun...and MK will do great!
ReplyDeleteYay! My Momma will look for The Lady with the Yellow Hair! I bet they'll brag about us ... or they should! ~Bear Cat
DeleteI hope your Mom has a good time. I wish I was going, I would like to meet her. I am sure she will make sure you are cared for.
ReplyDeleteI'm sad you're not going, I was hoping to meet you too!!!
DeleteAww, Bear, you're so sweet when you want to be!
ReplyDeleteShh. Don't tell anyone. I have street cred to uphold :) ~Bear Cat
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